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Billet de blog 3 déc. 2022

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Le Père Noël a raison - ne rendre visite aux gens qu'une fois par an.

Le titre de ce billet est de Victor Borge, de son vrai nom Børge Rosenbaum (1909-2000). "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." (Borge)

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Autres citations de Victor Borge:

"Je tiens à remercier mes parents d'avoir rendu tout cela possible, et je tiens à remercier mes enfants de l'avoir rendu nécessaire." / "I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible, and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."

"Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad."

"If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward."

"What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight." / "The shortest distance between two people is a smile."

"You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!"

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) "Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?"

"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."

"Il était bien marié - mais sa femme ne l'était pas." / "He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."

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Victor Borge

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