Hi just writing to make sure you SAVE THE DATE!
I’ve decided to break up with Marie on the 23rd of May. Know that after that date I will be officially single and look forward to entering into a purely physical short-term relationship with no attachments. Please don’t tell Marie before hand. I want to surprise her. Thanks!!
Hi I’m just writing to make sure you SAVE THE DATE!
We’ll be in Paris at the beginning of August and I can’t wait to stay at your apartment for longer than anticipated! Of course now I’m saying it’s only for THREE days max, but once we’re there, something “unexpected” will occur, and we’ll need to stay another week, which you’ll politely agree to, because I’m letting you know in advance! Can’t wait!
Hi just writing to make sure you SAVE THE DATE!
We’ve decided to get married! Well at least I have! I told Mark that if we’re not married in 2014, I’m leaving him. So if you could block out every weekend of next year that would be great! Thanks! Can’t wait to see you there (whenever that may be!) BTW, if it it’s a problem for you to block out all your weekends, please call Mark to let him know this and the imposition he’s causing all of us by his stupid indecision. Thanks!
Hi just writing to make sure you SAVE THE DATE!
As you know many of us are happy to welcome our new accountant Christophe to our wonderful company! It’s fairly obvious though that Christophe is super incompetent and won’t be here longer than his CDD! Please save the date of June 25th, for a pot de depart on the final day of Christophe’s contract! Yay Christophe!
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I’m pregnant! Well not yet, but I should be! I mean fuck. I’m 36. I have a good job, I’m attractive, and even though I’m not with someone right now, I’ve been very sexually active lately. Yay! Hell I just might be pregnant considering I haven’t been using any protection! Fingers crossed!
Hi I’m just writing to make sure you SAVE THE DATE!
I’ll be asking you for money around the beginning of the year, February at latest, because that’s when I’m getting evicted from my apartment. I wanted to write you now, so you can’t say, “Well if you told me earlier, I would have had the money.” Please use this advance notice to put that money aside. Thanks!!!
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It’s not an upcoming date, but a past one, the date you ruined my life, which I need you to save and remember. It was January 18th, 2005, the night you didn’t come to my T Rex/Tex Mex party (you know the one when we dressed up in our favorite dinosaur/ favorite Mexican outfits.) It meant a lot to me for you to be there, but you didn’t come and there I was in my Terradactyl poncho having to explain why my then boyfriend never came. Not that I care anymore. Nor do I care that you recently updated your relationship status on Facebook to “in a relationship.” With whom may I ask? Do I know her? Not that I care!!
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Since you or nobody else came to the last screening of my film (of which I sent an earlier save the date), I’m re-emailing this save the date so you’ll be sure to make it this time. And if you can’t come to the screening because of something planned, I promise to change the date to another time and just send you another save the date! Thanks!
Hi I’m just writing to make sure you SAVE THE DATE!
It’s in fact a date to save a later date. Confused? Don’t be! This is how it’ll work. On the 14th of this month, I want you to go into your ical and save the following date: September 23, 2014. I’m not sure yet what I plan to do on that date, but let’s just say it’ll be great knowing everybody will be saving the date all on the same date! Remember now the 14th is the date to save a later date. Got it? Great!
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I plan on dying in 2026 from a long bout of cancer, and would love for you to attend my funeral! Won’t it be cool??!! I can’t give you a specific date, but it’ll be in between 23-26 of April, 2026. Worst possible scenario - if I’m not dead by then, I’ll just kill myself to make sure you don’t have to cancel your reservations. Thanks!
Hi just writing to make sure you SAVE THE DATE!
I’m already dead, but I programmed this email to be sent out after my death. It’s to let you know that there will be a get together happening on the 27th of this month to celebrate my life. No need to reply of course! Just save the date. I’ll be sending a later email with more details to follow. C U there!!! Jealous I can’t be there!