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Mohamed SANGARE

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Mohamed SANGARE (avatar)

Mohamed SANGARE

Time and dimensions traveler #AlternatedWorldNews

Abonné·e de Mediapart

My NSA Chronicles diary : About new generation of whistleblowers and leakers…

Mohamed SANGARE (avatar)

Mohamed SANGARE

Time and dimensions traveler #AlternatedWorldNews

Abonné·e de Mediapart

Ce blog est personnel, la rédaction n’est pas à l’origine de ses contenus.

This follows my first “paper” on Manning and others

{Assange,Manning,Snowden and Aaron}

After publishing, I felt uncomfortable. But these three questions are still  haunting my mind:

  1. Why did these young people took that risk?
  2. For what?
  3. For whom?

Asking that questions, sounds like a cowardice when I look to myself in a mirror but as a father of three, i can’t stop thinking about the tragedy of their parents…

So I’ve decided to start this “proto-chronicle” hoping that i’ll find an answer to my questions…

Preamble:

“First of all i’m not English native speaker: but i won’t ask you to excuse my accent and/or my formulation.” :-)

Let me before going far, tell you that day after day a strange kind of fear is insidiously taking place in my mind.

Why a little bad voice is telling me to be prudent about THIS subject? Why?

I’m living in a part of of Earth designated to be the most freed place, democracy is everywhere; I always live with this fact: “I can use my free speech right”.

I must be free to talk about anything i want. Claim it to “the world” if i have the proper media….TV, radio, Web …

But i’m scared…. about what?

When i’ll be sure of the reason, i should overcome my fear…That’s why i’m writing this…

This is the third version of my “proto-chronicle”…

Till now, in the previous version every piece of it, every letter seemed to come from a… State Central Office!

Looking like a bureaucrat’s writing…

Does this sentence good for THEM? Am i crossing the yellow line?

What sql trigger this will activate in their database? (a sofware programming stuff used in database to send alert)

What would be my profile after publishing? I’m afraid. It’s like going to meet a girl at the first rendez-vous…

How should I dress? Red or blue shoes? Zen or playboy?The

 part of THEIR algorithm which built my taxonomy has been correctly tested?

For the little story,  I’m a Quality Assurance Software Expert (si, si

) ): I know something you may not know.

“No matter the programmer’s skills, you’ll always have bugs in the program.”

Is the part of THEIR program which created my NSA’s Profile is accurated or secured?

What is my category? Bad, good or n/a? Enemy of state? Worst, Us state?

I am not confident with software’s developpers and I have doubt on software’s testers work…

So who can give me the insurance that my profile in THEIR database (The Matrix) has been properly constructed?

How the Matrix classified me?

No one.

You think I’m paranoïd?

Read this:

“XKeyscore: NSA tool collects ‘nearly everything a user does on the internet “ The Guardian /Xkeystore

Chapter one:

getting acquainted with Mr. John my dedicated NSA agent.

I feel confused…

« Bravely » this is the first time I use a cloud’s document writer to write a paper…

So…before publishing, this paper has been caught by NSA’s bots and it has been analyzed by an unknown (to you…

) ) US officer let me call him: “John”.

(I grew up with the fact that every American male is named “John” and all other people outside the US are named Muhammad).

Sitting at his NSA’s office, drinking a coffee or something else, picking his nose and thinking to his wife’s words:  

  »Hey, John don’t forget your daughter’s gift, dont stay late in office, this time…Amy’s anniversary starts at 6 oclock »…

I’m living in France but John (my dedicated Intelligence’s agent)  in US is reading my mails, my bills and this paper… I think I must write as John expected me to write . I must avoid some sentences like F…ck tha system, an…rchy etc. Terror and all affiliated words are forbidden in my dictionnary.

Information: i use a lot of parenthesised words to help MY agent in his work.

)

You must know that every word could become a keyword that makes The Matrix’s sql triggers start making Intelligence agent’s computer beeps: “dring”…

Example : {Assange} 1000 beeps, {Manning} 10000, {Snowden} 60000, {Anonymous} 90000, {Al Qaeda}  100000 …

{Kim Kardashian} (1.000.000… beeps, John had a promotion last year: he’s responsible of {Kim K}’s keyword, so he has the habilitation to increase Kardashian’s beep number…

).

He’ve setted it to the max, MY John is clever no?

If he works hard this year, the BIG CHIEF has promised to him the {BEYONCE}’s keyword.

John thinks to his best friend Jef who is just responsible of {CHOMSKY}’s one.

John is clever, he’ve  turned off Jef’s computer speakers… He, he you understand now why i’m so proud of him. uh?

)

Keywords are not the goal : it’s their combination…

If the combinaison of the keywords match some preloaded patterns, then John excitation grows…

So…

What a day today, baby! Best than Viagra (1000 beeep) , John will improve MY profile, engrave it. All the dreamed words in one place!

“Love you Muhammad, is thinking John”, smack!

“All that Keywords!! Gold is nothing!”

I’m cautious, I won’t write more than that… John has premature ejaculation’s problem: i don’t want him to be in trouble at the office.

How i know that? Hey,hey… Have a look on {Anonymous} twitter’s feed…http://paste.bin/john

Ooops… too late!! John’s face turned red…but as a good stateman he never make noise while ejaculating, or making love to his wife… Red face but no sound. Dignity is the key.

Oh MY John!

I’m very proud of my Special NSA agent…

Tomorrow at the next office team’s meeting, he’ll be proud to show to the BIG CHIEF, how hiring him was the best decision in his life! John is hoping at least a …standing ovation. Martin, his office’s challenger should eat his hat this time…

John the new O’Brian, ME his Winston Smith: 29 years later… (1984-2013)

I know before reaching this line, i’ve lost 50%(*) of readers… (for the patient readers keep this number in mind…) and come back in a few days… for the the second part of my NSA’s diary Chronicle…

(*) may be more. But i don’t care: John is reading…

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